i love john denver so much it hurts
sometimes im so average white and middle class that i just want to kill myself
mikkipedia: nuditea: just wiped black lipstick off of my mouth with a floral bedspread am i rookie mag yet relevant
queerest-insurrection: reality-distort: React violently to rapists. React violently to rape apologists. React violently to people who make rape jokes. React violently to anyone that oppresses me or others.
narweenie: W HY ISN’T THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR HORNY…………………..
lickycat: my short term memory has gotten really bad i think from smoking weed
boy you’re so dope your love is deadly
onewillpass: hey have you guys ever realized the brain named itself
she also added that her mum knew who my dad was and that he had a reputation at work for being a “playboy” …………………. my dad aka mr never goes out because he’s a grumpy git is a playboy i just i can’t
my mate asked me if i thought my parents had slept with anybody since their hideous divorce and i said no without thinking but now i’m just like ‘duh’ of course they’ve slept with other people and i’m having a hard time processing any other information
christurkleton: I hate when you’re talking to someone and they just kind of… don’t try
there’s a french listening test tomorrow morning and i’m listening to the cds that came along with the schoolbook and i can’t understand anything at all
if u have the hiccups, swallow 3x and it will go away
i went out for a long walk and i saw a girl from my old school and we smiled at each other and it was nice when she recognized me because she’s younger and i wasn’t popular at all and she knew who i was and it made me feel all fuzzy
being a teenager is so fun i can get away with anything
grimes makes me so happy i go between wanting her and wanting to be her ~`v`~
there’s this girl in my class who constantly asks all those questions that you might think of but would immediately dismiss because they are so stupid and i can only imagine cheese oozing out of her ears whenever she opens her mouth
so my friend thinks i’ve told everybody about her losing her virginity but it’s not true because she was the one who started wondering if she was pregnant and said it out loud around all of our friends so one of our best mates came up to me and asked me straight up if she’d lost her v-card & i didn’t know if i was allowed to tell her so i didn’t say anything and...
umm a lot of things became clear to me at the same time and i’m crying and i can’t stop
my stomach just got really painful i just realized my childhood is over and i’ll never be kid again and i’ll never be naive like that again and that i’m gonna die and before i die i’m gonna look back at my youth and regret every stupid minute of it